she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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