I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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