What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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