My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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