Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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