when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
