Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
