David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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