Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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