Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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