What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
