Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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