I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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