I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
how does that bad decision feel?
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