Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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