i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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