Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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