Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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