For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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