Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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