My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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