no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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