I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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