Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
do nipples grow back?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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