wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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