Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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