have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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