That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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