Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
