So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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