I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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