Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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