Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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