So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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