Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So here I am, sexting at work.
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