I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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