guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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