It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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