I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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