the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I look better un-naked...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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