so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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