I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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