great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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