Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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