You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I need to sanitize my soul.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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