i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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