Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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