After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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