Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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