these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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