Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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