Do you still have your period?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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